WARNING: DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

For those of you who might be tempted to go see WANTED because it looks like it might be good....don't fall for the lie...it's horrible! I know it has Angelina Jolie in it (Hey, I'm a huge fan) and Morgan Freeman (huge fan again) and the previews show really awesome scenes with curving bullets and drifting Dodge Vipers (Could not be a bigger fan if I tried) I cannot emphasize how AWFUL this movie is. Warning: Movie details discussed....read no further if you plan to see it. First, it goes into disgusting detail when people are shot in the head and I'll leave that to your imagination. I guarantee the movie is still worse. Second, it has all these scenes with hug slabs of meat hanging in the background...GROSS (just affirmed my move toward vegetarianism) and in one scene you wish it was just an animal hanging there. Second, the language is atrocious. And this is coming from someone who isn't toooooo terribly prudish about that kind of thing. If I brave a rated R action movie, I figure I've asked for it. But this one was just full of stupid and unnecessary cussing. (Not that I'm suggesting any cussing is smart or necessary but there is a line where it just becomes ridiculous and this movie flies right past it.) Oh yea, and it's just dumb. Sure there is a nice plot twist or two, but the overall premise is just DUMB. These assassins get their "hit" orders from THE LOOM OF FATE.....Yes I said LOOM OF FATE. (Your best haunted house voice cannot make this any dumber than it is) And yes I mean a loom like a weaving loom. Who controls the loom?.... We are never told. It certainly isn't God and I don't think Satan is much of a weaver...maybe it's the Free Masons....I'm open for suggestions!

Anyway, spending 2 hours sticking your head into a bath tub full of water practicing to improve how long you can hold your breath under water would be a 100% better use of your time than seeing this movie.